This is brain .... a few weeks ago Dave my brother noticed that a mother cat had given birth to a litter of kittens in his garden. There were only two kittens that survived. Gus and Brain. Brain was half the size of Gus and obviously the weaker of the two. Unfortunately a few weeks later Gus was killed by a car, and Brain became a permanent resident of villa 69. Brain is now 10 weeks old.
After visiting Dave a few times i decided to get
a kitten. What i really wanted was a dog but unfortunately the dog i want is illegal in Dubai
( a staffie or a pitbull) So i decided to wait until i get to L.A before getting my dog of choice. So i figured a kitten will do , but i would raise it as a dog ....
I figure if you buy a harness and start walking it like a dog and take it for cruises in the
car it will become brave and get use to the whole traveling thing. I even wanted to take it on shoots with me, like a use to with my dog.
I contacted Feline Friends
and selected a kitten that was 9 weeks old. I went to the foster parents to collect the new addition, and spent 20 minutes trying to catch the bugger. Eventually after bribing him with biltong , i managed to catch him and threw him in the box
While driving i was trying to figure out how something so small could make such a fucking noise. It meowed like a male alley cat searching for females to abuse. We arrived home and immediately named it JESUS. A very
appropriate name seeing thats all that came out of
our mouths JEEEEESSSSSSSSSUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS SHUT UP!!!! Besides keeping us up all night for two nights , Jesus would not stop meowing. I tried working at home and couldn't even write an email because the ear pearcing noise
was to much. Then i figured out that she wasnt 9 weeks old , in fact she was 6 months old - hardly a kitten. I was wondering why she was so big !
Unfortunately we had to give the cutie back to its foster
parents who ended up adopted her. So she has a good home and i can work in silence.
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