the blogging bOObs -

I have a few things i would like to write about today .

Yesterday I spent the day with my friend in 45 degree weather , on a construction site, with tight jeans , shoes, a hard hat and my camera , shooting buildings etc . I almost passed out a few times when the heat took over consciousness of my brain. It was great fun and so awesome to finally have a camera in my hands again after not shooting for 1.5 months. Here's a mission - try climbing onto a 1 metre high wall in tight jeans , in mid summer dubai - fucking impossible .

Your legs are sweating so much that your jeans stick to your legs like super glue ! So you end up looking like a fucking retard attempting this difficult mission - you cannot lift your leg !

After yesterdays awesome shoot I would like to congratulate myself for getting out of my hole that i have been in for the last 4 months ! Thanks recession for reducing my amount of work and bank balance to zero. But thank you and fuck you Emirates Bank for giving me 2 gold credit cards with ridiculous amounts of credit. Not only did i have ZERO in my bank but now im in huge debt ! Although ... i wasn't complaining while sucking down champagne in Paris and charging it to the " O great Visa card "

It was more like " Garcon another bottle ... make that two " ;)

I should have realized that credit cards were problems. My first experience - i was 17 years old ,

i was given 250 000 rand by an investor to buy photographic equipment in New York for my rental company i was starting in Cape Town. my mom approved a credit card for me cause i was a minor. The bank informed me that this was a special credit card - a credit card that offers no credit , i can only use the money that is in my credit card account - which was 250 000 rand

what they never told me, was that it was linked to my mom and dads account.

So off i went ... Hello B&H photo store - i bought a load of gear and never calculated the amount i had left in the card - but remembered what the bank told me - you cannot go into debt. I arrived back in Cape Town and checked my balance on the card .... - 65 000 rand !!

I was 17 so had no way of paying this back immediately so the bank cleared my mom and dads account to pay the debt. I was left with loads of new camera gear , very pissed off parents and

a credit card that was cut in two by my mother !

Now once again , i have two credit cards and im in debt .... But luckily this time im at the age where i can pay my debt off with ease.

Recently i have noticed how many loosers, chancers and lurkers are on facebook !

a few emails from facebook randoms

email 1

I'm not that good at writing emails to strangers but bear with me. I saw your profile and there was something about it that caught my eyes. Maybe it was you putting some other peoples pictur

es as yours and that tells me alot about you, I am scared from you, i don't know if you are 300 pounds or if you have hairy hands or if you are a psycho, I have a feeling that there is more to you than your looks but lets see if you're as nice, interesting and attractive as you are in the pictures.

I'm willing to bet you that you've gotten about 1650 emails so far from guys saying something like: hi, hi, my name is Ahmed and I like long walks on the beach, cuddling and i love you. If that's what you're used to then this email is refreshing.

I'm not one to talk about myself too much but I'm tall, have my act together, artist and I'm really funny. So if you don't like to laugh then we're in trouble.

Worst case? you might make a cool friend, so lets get together for a drink/coffee sometime...

Momi illusions

P.S. I have a good relationship with my mom, nice teeth and nice shoes ;/

email 2 - does this dude think he stands a chance ...?

email 3 - what fucking ad ?? loosers anonymous ..?

email 4 - a medal for being pathetic

Some advice - loose weight , get plastic surgery , buy a book on improving social skills and get out there and be a man. I have had a 3some request from a girl and her boyfriend , i had a violent stalker that ended up threatening me and my brother with violence if he saw us in public. So yeah there are plenty freaks out there ! but hell it makes life interesting !